A note found beside my pillow:

Dear Owner,

I have packed my bags, and I'm leaving on a holiday. I am giving u a night's notice. I don't officially know when I'll be back; expect me when you see me.

I shall take a long vacation by the seaside. It's just what the doctor ordered. I shall stretch and relax in the sun, take relaxing long walks in the sunset, oggle at the ladies................ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Just what the doctor ordered! What you will do while I'm gone I don't know, nor do I scarcely care.

Your life has become mundane and boring. Except for the plays you do occasionally. I like the plays. Tell me when you do another play. I might be tempted to return.

Ever since you entered college, you have changed. You're no longer the person I knew before, and I'm not sure I like the new you. The new you is to keyed in to reality. Your head is full of new things, things I have never seen before. I want the old life back. I miss all the old things you used to love. I miss your old chaat. Don't tell me you've grown out of them???!!!!!!! Good gracious!!! If that is so, then I'm leaving for good!!! Now it's just a regular joo!!!! Where has your imagination, your old fancies gone?? Don't tell me you've become an ADULT!!!!! With your mind full of finances and future planning!!!!

The thought of what goes through your head these days gives e the heebie-jeebies! It seems you can't even write anymore! Tch tch tch! What has humankind come to!!

I need this vacation! Tata, toodooloo! I'm off. I don't know where I'm going, but probably somewheres about Hawaii. Give me a ring if your ever in the neighbourhood, I might suffer you to drop by. Goodbye then,

Yours truly,
Your Brain.