Thursday, February 23, 2006

Truth and Dare in "Bad" Company

I was made to miss more classes today. I swear it was not intended!!! I even fought the matter out and yet.......... The people dragging me away from the pains and pleasures of academia are herefore assigned to mortify in Hell!!!

A certain Mr. Contradiction dragged the lot of us unhot, unromantic, unhittable people to a certain CCD. This lot consisted of a certain hippie, an alluder, a bimbette, a mojo, and yours truly, the Bear. After smoking a couple of Classics and trying to escape some sudden unwanted company, we ended up deciding to play the (so-called) tried and tested alleviator of boredom, alias Truth or Dare.

We did a few of rather "scandalous" dares in front of a wondering CCD public cum management. This included pestering fellow customers, and swindling one out of a Benson & Hedges. Unfortunately, I was not the lucky swindler in question!!!

We stuck around for so long, infuriating the public with our presence that the establishment finally decided to deprive us of the A.C. to get its displeasure through!!! We left..............finally!!! Only to end up in Doyeeta's place to carry on lazing!!!

Truth and Dare continued. Certain scenes which we had thought prudent to censor from being performed on CCD premises were completed successfully!!! Next, in the course of Dares, we got to witness some ultra hot guy-on-guy action!!! No prizes for guessing who were involved!!! Also, in the course of events, we came to the rather inevitable conclusion that the lot of us (with the obvious exception of Mr. 29!!!) are extremely sexually frustrated!!! Scary, to say the least!!!!

The exciting day of lazing ended with a stirring rendition of "Gaar Me Danda De" after which we dispersed to return to our "average citizen" alter-egos!!! I had bunked an entire day of college.
"Beelzebub has a Devil put aside for me!!!!"
Tch tch tch, not good.

4 Comments:

Blogger March Hare said...

u r progressing....a period, 2 classes n now an entire day!!!!

p.s. btw...amar mone hoy er porer bar amader ar ccd te dhukte debe na....

10:27 AM  
Blogger mojo said...

keep away from us bearie dearie....dont wanna end up as a bokhate balika,do u?
seriously mairi,ki lack na life e?that was one RAUNCHY game of truth or dare!!
as for me,i have no qualms whatsoever in confessing that i am sexually frustrated...

9:58 PM  
Blogger March Hare said...

yeah...totally....probably the RAUNCHIEST n WILDEST game of truth or dare i have played...

10:07 PM  
Blogger March Hare said...

na motei bachcha noyi....!!!

9:46 AM  

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