Segment 4: Why being 19 is hard

Its hard being 19 years old.
Really!!!!
I swear it!!!!
Well, since you don't believe me, here's why:

When you're 19,
1. You wake up one morning and realize you've still not gotten around to doing all those things you planned when you were 18!!!!

2. You're half way through your first year of college ( hopefully!!!) and you find yourself thinking "What next??"

3. You realize you must must must take that driving test you've been putting off for so long and begin whining for your own car. That way, if you're lucky, you'll get one by the time you're 26!!

4. The amounts of money which, hithertofore, seemed like unforeseen treasure, now doesn't seem half enough. You find yourself beginning to have the eerie feeling that money's slipping through your fingers.

5. At this point, you begin to realize the values of employment, or joining the Mafia.

6. One of two things happens to your sexual appetite. Either you get horny, corny and desperate (like a certain uncle of mine ;)!!!), or sex begins to bore you and you roll your eyes at the mere mention of it and think, like, "Next!!!"

7. You get legally classified under " Officially Ugly" by virtue of the photos clicked for your driver's license and voter ID card!!!

8. You realize for life that it would be a good thing having an alternative to love.

9. Your little nieces and nephews get really annoying!!!!( grrrrrrrrr!!!!!)

10. You realize that in another year you're going to be.............. OLD!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, GOD???!!! I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL!!!!!"

There!
10 reasons!
Now I hope you're convinced!!
If you're still not..........wait till YOU turn 19, you young whippersnapper!!!! (Kids these days!!!!)