Sunday, June 11, 2006

My Cuppa!!

May I have your attention please ladies and gentlemen. This is not a drill. In fact, this is an announcement:
World Cup Fever has officially arrived.
Albeit a bit late. This time it only hit me two days before the World Cup began.

Let me give you a list of the teams I shall be supporting:
France, Argentina, Czech Republic, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Germany, in this order.
As you can see, my list DOES NOT include Brazil or England. Therefore, supporters of these two teams are informed most respectfully to go blow!!!

Anyone who does not support a team as supplied by me are also informed most respectfully to go blow!!!!

All those who are wise enough to support a team of my choice only are permitted to talk to me on the condition that they shall bow to my superior analysis of the game and agree most vociferously with whoever I deem to be offside and who onside. All players who play for teams of my choice and Chelsea are herefore elevated to Rank: God. They shall not be questioned and their performance is to be praised at all times. Any referee making decisions against them are to be abused in choicest Italian. If, as seems to be popular opinion, Brazil wins this World Cup (again??????!!!!) , you are all to grieve and be in mourning for at least two days.

This announcement ends here. Enjoy the World Cup!!!!

3 Comments:

Blogger March Hare said...

no...no....noooooooooooo...not Brazil again....I am sick n tired of seeing the yellow jerseys holding aloft the yellow cup..too much yellow...I tell you!!!

10:38 PM  
Blogger Shion Guha said...

Fuck all of you... its England as always...

and ragini, don't steal my lines... make some of your own.

11:19 PM  
Blogger scorpionragz said...

sen: I soo agrreee!!
anc: which line did i steal??
aquilus; wise decision

11:14 AM  

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