Mr. Contradiction, here's your bill!!!!

Today we hoodwinked the Kolkata corporation. We be'eth outlaws, criminals, vigilantes even!!!

WANTED: Dead or Alive (whichever most convenient) for the forgery of the signature of a certain mr. contradiction,
i) A bimbette (forger-in-chief)
ii) An alluder (co-conspirator and bystander)
iii) A bear ( co-conspirator)

A kind reminder to the same mr. contradiction that he be'eth now in debt to the afore-mentioned Terrible Trio!!!
A list of his debts and how they should be appropriately repaid:

The bimbette- 5 different ice-cream sundaes on 5 different days from nowhere but a Mamma Mia outlet!

The alluder- A big hug and wet kiss

The bear- Boy! He owes me big!!!!

Dancing With Wolves and Cats

The past few days have been a sort of continuation of each other.

When I left you last, I was wallowing in guilt over missing classes. Well, guess what, I missed more!!!! The very next day, a certain Mr. Black and not Mr. Contradiction as well as the rest of the gang once again managed to drag me away from the hallowed premises of my college to the house of a certain young hippie, shitting her pants out!!!
We played yet another round of raunchy Truth and Dare (another!!!! This sexually frustrated thingy is getting to me now!!! I am not that frustrated surely!!!) . But we also ended up dancing. Long time since I've done that and not gotten laughed off the floor!!! 'Twas fun. Infact, it almost made me forget the agony of bunking a class!!!

And on the next day................i understood the real meaning of being mindfucked!!! The very same Mr. Contradiction did me the signal favour of showing me a movie I had long wanted to see. And I was mindfucked!!! Completely and absolutely!!! The movie in question was the musical Cats. Thank you, Mr. Contradiction!!!

I have henceforth sworn that someday I will act in Cats either as Mustunkus or Mistoffeliees. The movie, in fact, lent a completely different flavour to our rehearsal session that day!!!

I am studying now. Have a crappy test tomorrow which I know I will do badly in. The rot has gone deep. I am not who I used to be.