Truth and Dare in "Bad" Company

I was made to miss more classes today. I swear it was not intended!!! I even fought the matter out and yet.......... The people dragging me away from the pains and pleasures of academia are herefore assigned to mortify in Hell!!!

A certain Mr. Contradiction dragged the lot of us unhot, unromantic, unhittable people to a certain CCD. This lot consisted of a certain hippie, an alluder, a bimbette, a mojo, and yours truly, the Bear. After smoking a couple of Classics and trying to escape some sudden unwanted company, we ended up deciding to play the (so-called) tried and tested alleviator of boredom, alias Truth or Dare.

We did a few of rather "scandalous" dares in front of a wondering CCD public cum management. This included pestering fellow customers, and swindling one out of a Benson & Hedges. Unfortunately, I was not the lucky swindler in question!!!

We stuck around for so long, infuriating the public with our presence that the establishment finally decided to deprive us of the A.C. to get its displeasure through!!! We left..............finally!!! Only to end up in Doyeeta's place to carry on lazing!!!

Truth and Dare continued. Certain scenes which we had thought prudent to censor from being performed on CCD premises were completed successfully!!! Next, in the course of Dares, we got to witness some ultra hot guy-on-guy action!!! No prizes for guessing who were involved!!! Also, in the course of events, we came to the rather inevitable conclusion that the lot of us (with the obvious exception of Mr. 29!!!) are extremely sexually frustrated!!! Scary, to say the least!!!!

The exciting day of lazing ended with a stirring rendition of "Gaar Me Danda De" after which we dispersed to return to our "average citizen" alter-egos!!! I had bunked an entire day of college.
"Beelzebub has a Devil put aside for me!!!!"
Tch tch tch, not good.

In reply to below:

How DARE you!! On MY blog???!!! You have some nerve!!!!
You take that back RIGHT NOW!!!!
Or meet me, u n me, outside, right now!!!

BASTARDO!!!!

U'r dead, Rushing jaws!!! DEAD!!!

I hate the Beatles.

Pathetic pop rock band.

Nothing beats the Rolling Stones.

If I were in the 60s, then I would have been a Stoner rather than an insect.

A Walk to Remember

Folks, I appear to have landed in bad company. My gang today forced me to bunk two classes!!! TWO!!! Next sem I'm so not gonna get Bimbo's "Non-Bunker of the Sem" award!!! I'm feeling really bad about it though!! Terrible rush of guilt.

Today we walked. We walked a lot !!! Went to Presi to do some much-needed socializing!! On the bus, on the way, some of us decided that we really need areas of specialization to lecture on about and make other people feel inferior. We also decided that Anc has too many of these!! D'arvit!!!
In Presi, I ran into some old friends (from GDB). Actually had a rather good time there!! An old friend from the ol'quizzing circuit going around with an ol' "flame" from school (ask me about the flames later!!!). We met up. Talked about some old times/ And drank ourselves some beer (read Paramount-er green shorbot!!!)/ Still crazy after all these years!!!

Then, Shubhayu swindled us into accompanying him to a jamming session. Which never occurred. We just ended up walking. A lot!!
Our sojourn ended with us lying under a starry sky on each other's laps in good ol' Vivekananda Park.

As a P.S., I aim to start a campaign protesting curfews for girls. It's not fair!!!! Why do guys get to stay out as long as they want and then call us "itor-marka"???!!! I protest. In the current spirit of active politics-ism, CHOLBE NA, CHOLBE NA!!!