THE BEAUTIFUL GAME!!!

HAVE BEEN MINDFUCKED!!
Just saw THE game of the 2006 World Cup and am unlikely to ever forget it!!!!
Argentina vs Serbia- Montenegro
Move over France, make way Brazil!!! Here's the team to officially watch this World Cup!!
Argentina- the aristocrats of the Beautiful Game!!!
6-0- The largest victory margin in any World Cup finals game, and what 6 goals they were!!! Six diamonds in fact!!!
The second goal, by Cambiasso, was the best goal ever in any World Cup match!!! Enough to rival Maradona's "Hand of God"!!! People, I am NOT exaggerating!!! To completely dominate the ball and hit a goal after 24 (yes, you heard right, 24!!!!) passes involving 8 players............. Holy Mother of God Goal!!!!

And to remain true to my own tenets as described two posts earlier, HOW DARE THE REF SHOW A YELLOW CARD TO HERNAN CRESPO????? HE WAS SO ONSIDE!!! THE SCORELINE SHOULDA BEEN 7-0!!!! IT WAS A BEAUTY OF A GOAL!! The referee is heretofore deemed "El Bastardo".

Sorry, am still mindfucked. Now shall go and try to sleep.

France, 2006- An Elegy (in Benglish)

Aamar France-er ki holo?
Tora ki aar ekti goal-o
Marte parli na against the Swiss???!!!
Has it really come to this??
Zidane-er passguli korli noshto?
Dekhe, aha!, aamar ki koshto!!
Henry! Tui ki ghoomochhili??!!!
You made the French attack look silly!!
Arsenal-e aar chance nei tor,
If this way you fail to score!
Jani tora beshirbhag buro,
Tobe ki ebarer tour-o
Hobe 2002-er moto?
France-er tara ki shotyi goto??
Zidane, bechara, retirement-er mukhe,
Take-o ki jete dibi na shukhe??
Jah! bari jah! koshto dish na!
Fans-der jonyo toh care korish na!
Jah! Aamader aar barash na koshto,
France-er World Cup dreams je bhroshto!!

My Cuppa!!

May I have your attention please ladies and gentlemen. This is not a drill. In fact, this is an announcement:
World Cup Fever has officially arrived.
Albeit a bit late. This time it only hit me two days before the World Cup began.

Let me give you a list of the teams I shall be supporting:
France, Argentina, Czech Republic, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Germany, in this order.
As you can see, my list DOES NOT include Brazil or England. Therefore, supporters of these two teams are informed most respectfully to go blow!!!

Anyone who does not support a team as supplied by me are also informed most respectfully to go blow!!!!

All those who are wise enough to support a team of my choice only are permitted to talk to me on the condition that they shall bow to my superior analysis of the game and agree most vociferously with whoever I deem to be offside and who onside. All players who play for teams of my choice and Chelsea are herefore elevated to Rank: God. They shall not be questioned and their performance is to be praised at all times. Any referee making decisions against them are to be abused in choicest Italian. If, as seems to be popular opinion, Brazil wins this World Cup (again??????!!!!) , you are all to grieve and be in mourning for at least two days.

This announcement ends here. Enjoy the World Cup!!!!